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May 18, 2006 13:15:58 GMT -5
Post by 3XC.ninja on May 18, 2006 13:15:58 GMT -5
I have great faith in fools. My friends call it self-confidence. -Edgar Allan Poe
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May 18, 2006 13:17:23 GMT -5
Post by 3XC.ninja on May 18, 2006 13:17:23 GMT -5
U.N. Representative: So, Mr. Evil - Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.
-Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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May 18, 2006 14:01:29 GMT -5
Post by tempestlite on May 18, 2006 14:01:29 GMT -5
I love the Austin Powers movies. I just recently saw the third one for the first time.
Dib: They're coming, Gaz! They really are! Gaz: Who's coming, Dib? Dib: I... Don't... know! -Invader Zim
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May 18, 2006 14:04:40 GMT -5
Post by 3XC.ninja on May 18, 2006 14:04:40 GMT -5
Mitch: Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "what happended to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from highschool becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering "how come the kids don't call?" By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call Mama. Any questions? -City Slickers
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May 18, 2006 14:18:48 GMT -5
Post by tempestlite on May 18, 2006 14:18:48 GMT -5
Grandad: Hold on there, Slickback. A Pimp Named Slickback: No, it's "A Pimp Named Slickback." Grandad: That's what I said. "Slickback." A Pimp Named Slickback: No, it's "A Pimp Named Slickback." Like "A Tribe Called Quest"; you say the whole thing: "A Pimp Named Slickback"! Grandad: Can't I just call you "Slickback" for short? A Pimp Named Slickback: No, nigga! It's "A Pimp Named Slickback!" Grandad: Cristole, who is this person? A Pimp Named Slickback: Nigga, are you deaf?! I'm A Pimp Named Slickback! Say it with me, now!
-Boondocks (I wonder why ithe show's named that)
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May 18, 2006 14:49:12 GMT -5
Post by 3XC.ninja on May 18, 2006 14:49:12 GMT -5
I don't have a clue and I don't really care for it?
"OH my God you killed Kenny." -Carmen, South Park
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May 18, 2006 17:36:03 GMT -5
Post by tempestlite on May 18, 2006 17:36:03 GMT -5
OMG You don't like the Boondocks!
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May 19, 2006 14:19:19 GMT -5
Post by 3XC.ninja on May 19, 2006 14:19:19 GMT -5
I've never seen it. But I don't like the way it looks.
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May 19, 2006 18:05:50 GMT -5
Post by tempestlite on May 19, 2006 18:05:50 GMT -5
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
-Douglas Adams
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May 22, 2006 13:23:00 GMT -5
Post by 3XC.ninja on May 22, 2006 13:23:00 GMT -5
"Down kitty my cheezy puffs." -Carmen, South Park
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May 24, 2006 21:24:48 GMT -5
Post by tempestlite on May 24, 2006 21:24:48 GMT -5
There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.
-Chef, South Park (b4 he sucked)
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Aug 30, 2006 11:47:57 GMT -5
Post by 3XC.ninja on Aug 30, 2006 11:47:57 GMT -5
"For every action there is an equal and oppisite reaction." -Sir Isaac Newton /or Stan Carter
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Aug 31, 2006 21:21:05 GMT -5
Post by washom on Aug 31, 2006 21:21:05 GMT -5
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. -Jack Bennny
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Sept 1, 2006 11:37:40 GMT -5
Post by 3XC.ninja on Sept 1, 2006 11:37:40 GMT -5
"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!" -Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura Pet Detective
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Sept 20, 2006 9:58:55 GMT -5
Post by washom on Sept 20, 2006 9:58:55 GMT -5
The best way to predict the future is to create it Unknown
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